IT’S PEOPLE!!!!!

My coworker just told me that he thought up the perfect name for our baby if it’s a boy.

Soylent.

Why, besides the obvious fact that I’D NEVER NAME MY BABY SOYLENT, is that ridiculous?

MY LAST NAME IS GREEN.

Can you imagine what attendance would be like when the kid got to school?

Eric Cruz?
“Here!”
Katie Douglas?
“Here!”
Soylent Green?
“I’M PEEEEEOOPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”