Frisky Friday – The Cupid Rocker Rabbit





For my new readers, here’s the deal with Frisky Friday. On the last Friday of every month, I post a review for an adult-oriented product. I usually post a disclaimer that if this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, I advise you to just skip past this post. I try not to be explicit while still being descriptive, but if the nature of this post makes you feel wonky feel free to skip. You can always tell it’s a Frisky Friday post by the title, and by the image above.

Alright ya’ll, remember what I said about this image last time? If you don’t want to know about my bedroom escapades, lube, or things that go buzz in the night, skip this post. Because it’s time for another FRISKY FRIDAY!!!!

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This Friday I’m reviewing Cupid’s Rocker Rabbit. Brace yourselves…………….

YEAH. This thing scared the shit out of me when I took it out of the box. This is the first “fancy” vibrator I’ve ever had. All the others I’ve had were either dinky little magic bullets or just plain ole’ vibrators. This one’s got like, buttons, and dials, and a frigging launch code and shit. And if I thought I was scared by just LOOKING at it, I still had to turn the damn thing on..

But I’m getting ahead of myself. First, let’s get the technical stuff out of the way.

Material/Texture:

  • Material: TPR
  • Texture: Smooth
  • Safety features: Phthalates free / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free

Design/Shape/Size:

  • Length: 9 1/2″
  • Insertable length: 4 1/2″
  • Circumference: 5 1/4″
  • Diameter: 1 5/8″
  • Clitoral attachment shape: Rabbit
  • Weight: 0.5 lb

Functions/Performance/Controls:

  • Functions: Rotating / Vibrating
  • Special Features:
    Multifunction
    Multispeed
  • Control type: Built in control pad
  • Powered By: Aa-4

Right, then. There’s that. So! Onto the review.

Now, I don’t have quite as much of a story to go along with this one as I did the last, because this is a “solo item”. This one was for me to use, though I did have an audience as you will find out while reading this review.

So when we got this thing home, my husband managed to steal batteries from somewhere in the house and load them into this thing faster than I could say “adult toy“. I walked into the bedroom after putting the baby down for a nap to find him standing there clutching it in his hand and giving me the sexy eyes.
“I see you found the rabbit.” I said.
With a waggle of the eyebrows, he turned it on and it immediately jumped to action. And I jumped in fear. The little ball bearing-things started rotating, the head was spinning like the chick’s head in the Exorcist, and the little rabbit and its’ ears were buzzing away merrily. I wondered how I was ever going to be able to use that thing on my lady parts without
A: breaking down into hysterical laughter or
B: being afraid it was going to drill a hole through my body.

We didn’t get to use it right then and there because – surprise surprise – someone woke prematurely from her nap. But I swear to you, HE was more eager to see me use this thing that I was to use it on myself.

A few days later we finally got the opportunity to give it a whirl. We both got on the bed, him where he could “see the show” so to speak and I went to work.
Remember how I said I didn’t think I would make it through without hysterically laughing?
Uh, yeah. Nothing funny about this thing. In fact, there was very little laughter. In FACT, there were different noises entirely coming from me once I started using it, if you catch my drift.

Without going into too much detail here, this thing’s frigging amazing. Noisy as hell, but frigging amazing. The clitoral stimulator is perfect; not too much, but just enough (and it has a dial for you to control the intensity) and those little rotating ball bearing things? Uh, awesome. There’s also a dial to control how fast those rotate, and another dial where you can make them rotate in the other direction. It sounds complicated, but I promise it’s not. I’m pretty sure I’m spoiled from ever using a “plain ole vibrator” ever again. One with just a clitoral stimulator just isn’t gonna cut it from here on out; I’m gonna have to always own one of these big’uns, or something similar to this one.

Pros:

– It feels good. Like, really good.
-It’s pretty easy to clean.

Cons:

-It’s loud.
-Kind of bulky.

This rabbit sells for $45.99 and it’s worth every penny. Ladies, if you do not own a vibrator.. You really need to. Every girl should have one. If you’re intimidated, embarrassed or scared, don’t be. If you think your hubby is going to not be into a vibrator, or intimidated you may be surprised. Watching you use one of these could be one of the biggest turn-ons he’ll ever find!!

So this vibrator gets two thumbs – and a toe – up. Way up!

I was given the opportunity to review this product because of my participation in EdenFantasys‘ review program. I received no monetary compensation and was given this product for review purposes. The opinions expressed in this post are entirely honest and my own.


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