Frisky Friday (on a Saturday) – Impulse 3 Way Micro


OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER

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For my new readers, here’s the deal with Frisky Friday. On the last Friday of every month, I post a review for adult toys or an adult-oriented product. I usually post a disclaimer that if this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, I advise you to just skip past this post. I try not to be explicit while still being descriptive, but if the nature of this post makes you feel wonky feel free to skip. You can always tell it’s a Frisky Friday post by the title, and by the image above.

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Okay. Kiddies away from the computer? Those sexually squeamish left the room? Fantastic.

This month I reviewed the Impulse 3-Way Micro Arouser. Yes, much to my husband’s dismay, this was another C-Ring.

If you didn’t read about the last (failed) attempt at a C-Ring, check out my first Frisky Friday post.

First, the technical jargon about the Impulse:

Material/Texture:

Material: TPR Silicone
Texture: Nubbed
Safety features: Phthalates free / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free

Shape/Design/Size/Fit:

Color: Purple
C-Ring style: Stretchy ring
Max stretched diam.: 5″
Unstretched diameter: 3/4″
Weight: 0.3 lb

Functions/Performance/Control:

Special features: Anal stimulator
Powered By: Aa-3
Control type: Control pack

Okay! So, the review.

I got off work early yesterday and Josh and I wanted to swing by the house and change before picking up Nellie and going out for a walk. We checked the mail and I discovered that a new package had arrived. I tore into it and found it was for my Frisky Friday review! I looked at him and said, “Wanna try it out?”

We took advantage of the fact that we could actually take our time and not rush in between Nellie’s naps. I loaded the Impulse with batteries and we scurried off to the bedroom.
Now, this C-Ring is stretchy but it still gets a thumbs-down from Josh. I’m pretty sure any C-Ring will; he really doesn’t like the way they feel and says they’re all too tight. At least this one was VERY stretchy, so it has that going for it. I think as far as C-Rings go, it’s good material because it’s really soft and stretchy.

It comes with a teensy little bullet that you slip into a little.. Er, pocket, I guess. The other side has an anal stimulator (that we did not partake in) that is shaped like a tiny penis! I laughed my ass off when I saw that.

So I slipped it around him and we got to work. The Impulse has a hand-held controller, and 6 different speeds/vibrations:

1. escalate
2. surge
3. pulsate
4. high vibe
5. medium vibe
6. low vibe

We experimented with all of the settings before I settled on the low vibe. I’ve gotta say; the pulsate and surge are like little random spurts, and it felt like some tiny Sex Fairy was down there and punching me in the clit. I seriously bursted out laughing, while on top of my husband, because I felt like I was getting sucker-punched on my love button (yes, I said love button. Deal.). After the fit of giggles subsided, we were actually able to get into a groove and enjoy the Impulse. At one point I was grinding on him and all of a sudden, the buzzing sensation left the important area of my body and felt like it was running away. Josh looked up at me and said, “Er.. What’s happening?” I looked down and the bullet had wiggled its’ way out of the Impulse’s pocket and was traveling down Josh’s hip. Cue another fit of laughter while we adjusted the bullet and got back to work.

It’s always been hard for me to climax while having intercourse. Normally, Josh “takes care of me” beforehand, or I do it myself while he watches. But I have been on a mission to find a toy that makes it so I can climax DURING intercourse. Apparently I have a picky clitoris with a sensitive palate, because I have yet to be successful. Getting me to climax during intercourse is like disarming a bomb. I have to get the positioning just right, time it correctly, grind a certain way.. Needless to say, despite the fact that I didn’t go to the gym last night, I still feel like I got a workout. Literally, my arms, hips, and legs are sore today.

We worked toward me climaxing for… Quite a while. Everything felt amazing, I just couldn’t get past that “wall” to reach O-Town. After probably 30-45 minutes of working at it, we decided it was time to just finish in other ways. I climbed off and took care of my business and then we got back to frolicking so Josh could take care of his.

Overall, I really enjoyed this toy. I think that with some practice, it will work for us if I can convince Josh to put the C-Ring on again. I honestly think that the low setting on the bullet may even be a little to hard/intense for me. I enjoyed the “escalate” setting a lot. We will definitely be using this one again and adding it to our collection!

I was given the opportunity to review this product because of my participation in EdenFantasys‘ review program. I received no monetary compensation and was given this product for review purposes. The opinions expressed in this post are entirely honest and my own.

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