Monthly Archives: September 2010

Bizarro Mommy Boots

Okay, so I’m about to right-wing bash juuuust a little bit. Really, I’m just making fun of conservatives. I have conservative friends that I’m down with, so if you think this might get your panties in a ruffle, you can … Continue reading

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The Evolution of Us – 5 Years of Marriage

We started as friends. We began dating. He asked me to marry him. I said yes. 5 years ago today on a beautiful, sunny September morning atop a mountain with a breathtaking view behind us, we said “I do”. It … Continue reading

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Dear Similac

You really screwed the pooch, didn’t you? Where were you on this one, dipshits? Glad I buy my kid Target formula so I don’t have to deal with your asshattery. Love, Mommy Boots. I think that all moms, breastfeeding and … Continue reading

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Mommy Road Rage

I think that it’s safe to say that I’m not alone in my assumption that I’m the only one on the face of the planet who doesn’t drive like a bleeding idiot. That is to say, each of us thinks … Continue reading

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Giveaway – Spoiled Rotten Designs

Hey there everyone! As you may have noticed, I took a little break from giveaways for a while. I was doing one every two weeks and it was really exhausting! I took the summer off, but am happy to announce … Continue reading

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BHB Guest Post #1: Beth

I have acquired a fantastic group of cyber-girlfriends that I simply call my Bitches. We’re so fabulous we piss glitter, and for that, you should be jealous. We are all hoping to meet up next year at BlogHer 2011, and … Continue reading

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Guest Post – Introducing Baby Sign Language

While my blog was still Hope Springs Eternal, I was contacted by Misty who is the Chief Editor of Baby Sign Language. She asked me if I’d be willing to post a blog that she had written about baby sign … Continue reading

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Back to Blogging Day Five: Why Do I Blog?

It’s the final day of the SITS Girls’ Back to Blogging Challenge and today’s topic is: Why do you blog? Why do I blog…. First and foremost, because I love to write. I love to write, but I don’t have … Continue reading

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Back to Blogging Day 4: Inspirational Women

Today’s topic on the B2B Challenge is to write about a woman who inspires us. This is a really difficult topic for me, because I have had a definite lack of inspirational women in my life. A lot of people … Continue reading

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Back to Blogging Day Three: A Post Title I’m Proud Of

Welcome to day three of the Back to Blogging challenge! To catch up, here is Day One and Day Two. Today’s post is to re-post an old entry that I’ve written that has a title that I’m particularly proud of. … Continue reading

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