Blogger’s Block

Fuck.

It found me.

Blogger’s Block.
Damnit.

I had a few good weeks where I had things to talk about. Blogs to write. Videos to upload.. Even if the last one I uploaded drove certain peoples‘ husbands crazy (ahem), at least they were there. I had a featured SITS day, have been contacted by some companies about doing some giveaways, and then my good Bloggy mood crashed and burned. My traffic’s down and it depresses me. I know, I know, I shouldn’t obsess over traffic but HOW CAN YOU NOT WHEN IT’S RIGHT THERE, STARING YOU IN THE FACE?

I contracted the Plague this past week which was definitely not cool. Hopefully early next week I’ll have something to blog about, because tomorrow night my husband and I are hitting up the Ruby Falls Haunted Cavern. So that should be fun. My head feels like a big fat balloon my sinuses are so stopped up and if one more person tells me to use a Neti Pot I’m going to fucking scream. I know they’re awesome, okay? I always forget to buy one. I’m also very bitchy, apparently. I always get whiny and bitchy when I don’t feel well and also, AF is due to come in to town any second so on top of my “I’m sick I don’t feel good” bitchies I have the “AF is a big stupid whore and is going to stomp all over everything delightful in my life” hormones.

Sorry I bitched at people who suggested a Neti Pot, I know you’re just trying to be helpful.

I want to see Paranormal Activity 2 but have you seen the trailer? It has a motherfucking baby in it. I don’t think I can handle it. The last one scared the bejeezus out of me and made me paranoid. I still think about that shit sometimes when I’m lying in bed trying to sleep.

Okay so apparently when I have Blogger’s Block, you all get whatever the hell happens to be floating through my weirdo brain at the moment. Lucky you. It’s like creative writing classes, only bizarre and crazy.

I need to stop before I start scaring people away.

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Comments

  1. You may have writers block – but I found that rant pretty darn entertaining! :)
    Kelly recently posted..The it list

  2. I could never use a Neti pot. I know how beneficial they are, but MAN that sounds NASTY!!!

    I hear ya on the bloggy block. Every time I post I am sure I'll never have anything worthwhile to post ever again. Then life hands me fodder.

    I'll never see that Paranormal Activity movie. Scary movies, well, scare the shit out of me… I don't even like the commericals!!!
    tulpen recently posted..Comfort and Boys

  3. Do not go see that movie. I'm pretty sure that's a terrible idea.

    What's not a terrible idea? That neti pot. I was totally grossed out and scared of it but I'm telling you right now it will make an incredible difference.
    Beth @ Me as a Mommy recently posted..15 Months!

  4. You can yell at us neti pot suggesters all you want but I can breathe through my nose just fine. You'll thank us when you buy one.
    Laura @ The Things I recently posted..A Friday Food Stuff Final Hoo-rah

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