Texts From My Husband: We’re Not Normal People.

I’ve decided to start a regular post series for your enjoyment called “Texts From My Husband”. It’s just a little glimpse into our weird little family. We had this conversation while sitting directly beside each other on the couch the other night:

Josh: You + Me = 10,000 babies!
Me: Will they run as fast as Kenyans? {reference this video to get the joke if you don’t already}
Josh: Faster and three will fly.
Me: Yesssss flying babies 4 eva.
Josh: And fire breathing
Me: I hope they also have dragon tails.
Josh: One will.. I think one will have gills and kill every shark in the world.
Me: What will his name be?
Josh: Strom the Shark Slayer
Me: Can we call him S3 for short?
Josh: One will be able to telepathically control all rodents.
Me: So we have a fire breather with a dragon tail, a shark slayer and a master of rodents.
Josh: And one that is a really good cook. And of course, Rose who is beautiful, brilliant, funny, and an amazing singer and also awesome at everything………….. Just like her mama>
Me: Awwwwwww.

The moral of this story is that we’re not normal people. And my husband is sweet. The end.

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  1. Anonymous says:


  2. So although I’m slightly worried about the answer… what will the other 9,994 babies be? Just plain old boring babies?

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m a little more concerned about how I’m supposed to birth all of these fire-breathing, dragon-tailed children.

  3. i want to live in your house :) you’re awesome and your blog makes me smile every day :)

  4. Too funny!

  5. You’re right. You guys are not normal, but you are entertaining, thats for damn sure!

  6. Leighann says:

    Awww so cute!!
    Love that I’m not the only one who texts funny

  7. RebelCrunchMama says:

    so. flipping. sweet. my husband farted IN my face and then rubbed his dirty undies in my hair tonight. can we trade spouses for a day?

  8. definitely voted for you!!! :)
    great post and great blog!

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