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Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Listen to Nickleback
We have a running joke in my office about how horrible Nickleback is and how much we all hate them. Sometimes we’ll “Rick Roll” each other with surprise Nickleback videos and then scream how much we hate the person that got us. Fun times. I decided to come up with a list of ten things I’d rather do than listen to Nickleback. Enjoy.
10. Lick an alligator on the face
9. Be stung by a jellyfish
8. Watch Freddy Got Fingered one hundred and twenty two times – in a row
7. Chew on a rock for nine hours
6. Drink a bottle of Jagermeister and then ride on a roller coaster
5. Fight a kangaroo
4. Shave my elbow skin
3. Be a door to door salesperson for toilet seats in the shape of Lady GaGa
2. Get a tattoo that says “Bieber Fever”. On my face.
1. Swan dive into a swimming pool filled with rocks, hypodermic needles, and vipers
SO, there you have it. My list of ten things I’d rather do than listen to Nickleback. May seem extreme to some, but if you are like me you’d do just about anything to never have to hear Chad Kroger’s awful voice or see his stupid hair again. One day Canada will be punished for producing the asshattery that is Nickleback. And on that day, I will point and laugh for hours
soo….if you watched Freddie Got Fingered 122 times in a row, you’d relent and listen to a Nickelback song before you had to watch FGF for the 123rd time?
While I agree with most of these, I would totally listen to Nickleback before the Talking Heads.
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It’s only a matter of time before all the hipsters swear undying devotion to Nickelback.
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If this was for real, I’d listen to Nickelback first rather than do anything on this list. LOL.
I saw them open for the Rolling Stones here in NZ & actually they were better than being stung by a jellyfish. I speak from experience.. hahahaha
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