Category Archives: Humor

The She-Stache.

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Mommy Boots

One of the downfalls of being dark-headed is that hair shows up everywhere. Unless you’re not into the whole shaving thing, you HAVE to shave or else you look like a big, fuzzy bear. I have light-headed friends who declare … Continue reading →

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Making An Appearance at BlogHer

Posted on August 3, 2011 by Mommy Boots

Thanks to two of my best bloggy friends Beth and Katie, even though I can’t be at BlogHer in person this year, I will sort of be there. Behold: Popsicle-Stick Natalie. Watch the fuck OUT, Sparklecorn. Popsicle-Stick Natalie is coming … Continue reading →

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When Internetz Meets Real Life.

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Mommy Boots

I’ve come to realize that there are a few different ways people view the internet nowadays. For some, it’s scary and almost a thing of myth. For others it’s confusing and frustrating. There are folks who know it exist, use … Continue reading →

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The Nellie 2010 Human Alarm Clock

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Mommy Boots

Tired of wondering and worrying whether or not you forgot to set your alarm, or if it will go off at all in the morning? Maybe it’s time you stopped relying on a machine to wake you up and started … Continue reading →

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Your Fancy Period

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Mommy Boots

If you are a woman, you know that having your period? It sucks. It sucks ass. It’s painful, it’s messy, and it makes you feel slightly homicidal. All of those ads that tell you to “have a happy period” and … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Crank City. Population: Nellie

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Mommy Boots

The past few days, Nellie has been cranktastic. Even her grandparents, who normally praise her behavior until they’re hoarse, commented on how nothing seemed to make her happy. Nellie is a happy baby by nature and is very easygoing, so … Continue reading →

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Christmas Rabies

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Mommy Boots

I’ve been possessed. I’ve been possessed by the Holiday Spirit. It’s taken ahold of me, and I am pretty sure that I need an old priest, and a young priest. I’ve always really enjoyed the holidays, the Christmas season in … Continue reading →

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Mompetition

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Mommy Boots

Hands-down one of the funniest things I have ever seen. My favorite part is where the woman is talking about the goldfish crackers and the nutso mom says, “Those would make my children want to vomit.” and “I have never … Continue reading →

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Feed Your Inner Rock Star (Pizza)

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Mommy Boots

Do you order pizza? Sure you do. Everyone loves pizza. Even when it’s bad pizza, pizza is still good. Unless there’s something weird on it, like pineapple & ham or anchovies. Then it is lame and gross. So I lied, … Continue reading →

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