Category Archives: pregnancy

Hey, Baby, What’s Your Sign?

I got off work early yesterday for my weekly doctor visit. After the appointment was over, I had about two hours to kill before picking Josh up from work. I didn’t feel like driving home, sitting for half an hour … Continue reading

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39 Weeks – Baby Watermelon

Your baby matches up to a mini-watermelon, weighing a bit over 7 pounds. (Length: about 20 inches, head to heel.) Your baby’s waiting to greet the world! He continues to build a layer of fat to help control his body … Continue reading

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Please. Do NOT Provoke the Preggo.

Now that I’m at the tail-end of my pregnancy, I figured I’d let out a small rant. I think it’s warranted. To begin, I’d like to make it crystal clear that I love being pregnant. I have loved each and … Continue reading

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Rescuing the Orca AKA Getting My Big Fat Pregnant Ass Outta Bed

Greetings, readers! I’ve recovered from my long weekend, and am back to my beloved blog. I will probably post my weekly baby update/belly picture tomorrow after my doctor’s appointment. I completely missed last week. Whoops. Bad blogger! In the meantime, … Continue reading

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1st Trimester Deja Vu

So… I just had to make a dash for the bathroom here at work. To throw up. WTF, I’m in the 3rd trimester… Not the first. It was seriously reminiscent of my Morning Sickness days when I was rushing to … Continue reading

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33 Week Belly Picture

How far along? 33 Weeks 1 DayTotal weight gain/loss Not as much as I’d originally thought. At my doctor appointment last week, I hadn’t gained any from the previous appointment. My total weight gain is at 25 pounds, not 28 … Continue reading

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33 Weeks – Baby Pineapple

This week your baby weighs a little over 4 pounds (heft a pineapple) and has passed the 17-inch mark. He’s rapidly losing that wrinkled, alien look and his skeleton is hardening. The bones in his skull aren’t fused together, which … Continue reading

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Weekly Belly Pic – 32 Weeks

Taken at 32 weeks. How far along? 32 Weeks, 1 dayTotal weight gain/loss Still at 28 pounds total gained since start of pregnancy. I’ll find out at the doctor on Wednesday how much I’ve gained since last visit.Maternity clothes? Affirmative.Stretch … Continue reading

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Weekly Belly Pic – 31 Weeks

So this is not my typical belly picture. This is my costume from the belated Halloween party (if you are wondering why the hell I attended a Halloween party 2 weeks late, read this post to catch up). I forgot … Continue reading

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31 Weeks – Baby Naval Oranges

Your baby now weighs as much as four navel oranges. (Length: over 16 inches, head to heel.) This week, your baby measures over 16 inches long. He weighs about 3.3 pounds (try carrying four navel oranges) and is heading into … Continue reading

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