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Texting & Driving

I’m guilty. I admit it. I have done it, more than I care to think about. My focus taken away from the wheel, from the road, for a split second. How many of us text and drive, not even thinking … Continue reading

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DYAC Sunday

Once again, it’s time for my favorite DYACs from the week! Fair warning, you may get strange looks if you read this in public since you’ll probably be shrieking/snorting/crying from laughter. Also, you may piss yourself. Consider yourself warned. Happy … Continue reading

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Amazon

By now, you have probably heard all about the Amazon debacle that’s been buzzing around Twitter, Facebook, and the world in general. If you have not, here it is in a nutshell. Amazon sells an e-book titled: “The Pedophile’s Guide … Continue reading

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When Mommy Met Daddy – Part Five

This is the continuing story of how my husband and I met and fell in love. To read from the beginning and work your way through, start here: Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four *************** I honestly don’t … Continue reading

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Feed

Two posts in one day. WHOA. This is just short and sweet; apparently my Feedburner link hasn’t been working for the past oh, two months or so. Luckily, my amazing friend Emily fixed it for me AND she added a … Continue reading

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I Kicked a Tornado in the Face

The other day, the Tennessee Valley experienced some inclement weather. And by inclement, I mean “heavy storms”. And by “heavy storms”, I really mean that there were fucking tornadoes. In the Tennessee Valley. For those of you who do not … Continue reading

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Baby’s First Christmas….. Cards!

I’ve never been big on sending holiday cards or family letters. I’m one of those people that collects everyone’s addresses like a squirrel gathering nuts with the intention of sending them and then I lose my steam.. And by the … Continue reading

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Accident

This evening, my husband and I dropped Nellie off at her Gran’s and headed up Lookout Mountain to the Ruby Falls Haunted Cavern. We had a fantastic time! It was nice to get out for an evening, and I didn’t … Continue reading

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Baby’s First Nemesis

So, Nellie encountered her nemesis. My dad and stepmom came in to town to visit. We’ve been having a fantastic time with them. We all went on a lunch cruise aboard a riverboat here in town and had a lovely … Continue reading

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Dear Similac

You really screwed the pooch, didn’t you? Where were you on this one, dipshits? Glad I buy my kid Target formula so I don’t have to deal with your asshattery. Love, Mommy Boots. I think that all moms, breastfeeding and … Continue reading

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