I Stole This.

I stole this from Brandy, who commented on my Hi-Liter Pee blog.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write in one definition it gives you.

1. Your Name: Natalie
The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met…i love her and she can be the best peroson ever (I’m not quite sure what a peroson is, but OK.)

2. Your Age: 25
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid
“Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?”

3. One of your friends: Joshua
A boyfriend who cooks, cleans, pays, and drives. A Joshua. (This is hilarious to me, because Joshua is actually my husband.)

4. Admirer: Anonymous.
Anonymous are hackers on steroids, treating the Web like a real-life video game, sacking Web sites, creating chaos and disrupting innocent people’s lives. They are an internet hate machine.

5. Favorite color: Purple.
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
“Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!”

6. Birth place: Harvey, IL
A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas–Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most “downstaters” resent everything and everyone from Chicago.
Visitor: Where are you from?

Illinois Guy: I’m from Peoria, Illinois.
Visitor: Where’s that? Near Chicago?
Illinois Guy: No, it’s about 50 miles west of Bloomington.
Visitor: Where’s Bloomington?
Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It’s near Chicago. (I am, in fact, from a suburb of Chicago 20 miles south called….. Forget it. It’s near Chicago.)

7. Month of your B-day: January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover (Oh, how I love Nantional Hangover Month. I also love holadays. Hola!)

8. The last person you talked to: Lloyd.
An idiot. Someone who acts stupidly; An easy target of ridicule.
“He’s a total ‘Lloyd.’ “

9. Nickname: Nat
Abbreviation for “Naked Alone Time”
After my shower I like to wander around the apartment and have NAT. (Damn straight.)

Honest Scraps

Here’s to my buddy Kim for tagging me!

The rules:1) Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design.

2) Show the 7 winners names and links on your blog, and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Scrap.” Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon.
I don’t think I have 7 readers, so I’ll just tag the ones I know read. 😉

3) List at least 10 honest things about yourself.

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1) I have a scar on my left cheek. This came from getting it impaled on a tree branch when I was 6.

2) I’m relatively obsessed with a LiveJournal community called onnotheydidnt. It’s a celebrity/pop culture gossip blog. I read it so much, that “internet slang” has crept into my real-life vocabulary. It’s not abnormal to hear me utter the phrases, “Made of awesome”, “Nom nom nom”, or “FOR THE WIN”. Things of that nature.

3) I sing in a women’s barbershop chorus.

4) When I’m eating potato chips, I lick each side first. Whichever side is saltier is the side I put on my tongue.

5) I wish I could get paid and make a living writing. But I just don’t really believe I’m good enough for that.

6) I have always had at least one cat. There has never, ever been a time in my life when I didn’t have a cat.

7) I hate all cars that are yellow or orange.

8) Playing Guitar Hero relaxes me.

9) I like to drink beer.

10) When I was little, I gave all my My Little Pony dolls mohawks.

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