Celeb Baby Names

I couldn’t resist. I stumbled across a list of celebrity baby names, and wanted to share the ones I found particularly hilarious/ridiculous/WTF? On the top is the baby name, and underneath is who the baby’s parents are.

Satchel Seamus Allen
Woody Allen & Mia Farrow Way to name your kid after a handbag, guys.

Zowie Bowie
David & Angela Bowie
HA HA HA HA HA. REALLY? ZOWIE BOWIE? I can’t stop giggling at this.

Kal-El Coppola Cage
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Next on their baby name list; ‘General’ Zod Cage

Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook
Christy Brinkley & Peter Cook
Gives the call “hey, sailor” a whole new meaning.

Fifi-Trixibelle Geldof
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
Little Pixie Geldof
Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Perfect, if your children happen to be WOOD ELVES.

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence
Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates
OK, so this Paula Yates is clearly responsible for the crazy baby names, this is the 2nd man she’s had a baby with and named it something ridiculous.

Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Penn & Emily Jillette
…………. Right.

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee
Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf

Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp
John Mellencamp & Elaine Irwin
They were obviously anticipating the birth of a colt and not a baby. Speck is something you’d name a horse. Obviously they were disappointed their baby was not a horse, and to compensate, they gave him the middle name….. Wildhorse.

Daisy Boo Oliver
Poppy Honey Oliver
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton
OK, seriously guys, lay off the hallucinigens at the hospital. Seriously.

Diva Muffin Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid
Ahmet Rodan Zappa
Frank & Gail Zappa
Let’s name our children after a demanding breakfast treat, outer space, a Greek mathematician, and a fictional monster that fights Godzilla. *thumbs up*

Boy/Girl Survey.. For Fun

It’s a boy if:

You didn’t experience morning sickness in early pregnancy
Your baby’s heart rate is less than 140 beats per minute
You are carrying the extra weight out front
Your belly looks like a basketball
Your areolas have darkened considerably
You are carrying low <----- For right now anyway, the top of my uterus is just now reaching my belly button
You are craving salty or sour
You are craving protein — meats and cheese
Your feet are colder than they were before pregnancy
The hair on your legs has grown faster during pregnancy
Your hands are very dry
Your pillow faces north when you sleep <----- WTF?
Dad-to-be is gaining weight, right along with you
Pregnancy has you looking better than ever <---- NOW it does, first trim. I looked like a disaster
Your urine is bright yellow in color
Your nose is spreading
You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves in circles
You are having headaches <------ Not anymore, but I did right @ the 2nd trimester
You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an even number

It’s a girl if:

You had morning sickness early in pregnancy
Your baby’s heart rate is at least 140 beats per minute
You are carrying the weight in your hips and rear

Your left breast is larger than your right breast <--- actually the opposite, always has been
Your hair develops red highlights <----- My hair always has red highlights
You are carrying high
Your belly looks like a watermelon
You are craving sweets <----- Now that I'm in the 2nd trimester, yes
You are craving fruit
You crave orange juice
You don’t look quite as good as normal during pregnancy
You are moodier than usual during pregnancy
Your face breaks out more than usual

You refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread
Your breasts have really blossomed!
Your pillow faces south when you sleep
Your urine is a dull yellow color
You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves from side to side
You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an odd number

BOY: 4

22 Weeks – Baby Spaghetti Squash

At 11 inches (the length of a spaghetti squash) and almost 1 pound, your baby is starting to look like a miniature newborn. His lips, eyelids, and eyebrows are becoming more distinct, and he’s even developing tiny tooth buds beneath his gums. His eyes have formed, but his irises (the colored part of the eye) still lack pigment. If you could see inside your womb, you’d be able to spot the fine hair (lanugo) that covers his body and the deep wrinkles on his skin, which he’ll sport until he adds a padding of fat to fill them in. Inside his belly, his pancreas — essential for the production of some important hormones — is developing steadily.