Things That Got My Goat This Week

If you don’t read Crunchy VT Mommy, you are missing out because every week she rants about things that pissed her off and it’s usually amazing and hysterical. She calls it “Things That Got My Goat This Week”, and she has now opened up a linky for all to participate and rant together!

CrunchyVTMommyClick the cute little goat button to be whisked away to her blog. BOY, that’s a cute button….

  1. My car door.
    My car door ate my leg today. I was getting into the back seat while waiting to pick up my husband, and the car door snuck shut and chomped on my leg, the sneaky motherfucker. I mean, could that be any more infuriating? Argh.
  2. My sinuses/throat/body
    After feeling kind of shitty for about a week, and having a sore throat so badly the past two days I can barely eat, my coworkers made me go to the Minute Clinic today. Diagnosis? Sinusitis. MY FAVORITE. At least now I have a reason that it feels like I’m swallowing razors that are on fire. 10 days of antibiotics should knock the sucker out.
  3. AMAZON.
    Do I really need to explain? If you missed my Amazon post, click here and behold the majesty.
  4. Heaters.
    I blame you fuckers for drying my sinuses out in the first place, which turned into sinusitis. IT’S YOUR FAULT.
  5. The weather.
    Hey, jackass. IT’S NOVEMBER. Not time for 70 degrees. Time for 50 degrees or lower. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS. GET THE MEMO.

And that’s what got my goat this week. Mmm. This was fun and cathartic. I think I’ll do it again next week.
Hope on over to Crunchy VT Mommy’s blog and link up what got YOUR goat!

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