Celeb Baby Names

I couldn’t resist. I stumbled across a list of celebrity baby names, and wanted to share the ones I found particularly hilarious/ridiculous/WTF? On the top is the baby name, and underneath is who the baby’s parents are.

Satchel Seamus Allen
Woody Allen & Mia Farrow Way to name your kid after a handbag, guys.

Zowie Bowie
David & Angela Bowie
HA HA HA HA HA. REALLY? ZOWIE BOWIE? I can’t stop giggling at this.

Kal-El Coppola Cage
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Next on their baby name list; ‘General’ Zod Cage

Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook
Christy Brinkley & Peter Cook
Gives the call “hey, sailor” a whole new meaning.

Fifi-Trixibelle Geldof
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
Little Pixie Geldof
Bob Geldof & Paula Yates
Perfect, if your children happen to be WOOD ELVES.

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence
Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates
OK, so this Paula Yates is clearly responsible for the crazy baby names, this is the 2nd man she’s had a baby with and named it something ridiculous.

Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Penn & Emily Jillette
…………. Right.

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee
Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
Gaseundheit.

Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp
John Mellencamp & Elaine Irwin
They were obviously anticipating the birth of a colt and not a baby. Speck is something you’d name a horse. Obviously they were disappointed their baby was not a horse, and to compensate, they gave him the middle name….. Wildhorse.

Daisy Boo Oliver
Poppy Honey Oliver
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton
OK, seriously guys, lay off the hallucinigens at the hospital. Seriously.

Diva Muffin Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid
Ahmet Rodan Zappa
Frank & Gail Zappa
Let’s name our children after a demanding breakfast treat, outer space, a Greek mathematician, and a fictional monster that fights Godzilla. *thumbs up*